Bowled Over: Professional bowler Pete Weber went all diva recently after someone in the crowd had the audacity to snap a photo of him in action. Pete was quite perturbed and let both fans in attendance know it. Note to Pete: Your sport includes something called a "beer frame." Further, have you been to a bowling center lately? This is the place where 10-year-olds host birthday parties -- and have no problem laying it down as their senses are assaulted by strobe lights and ear-splitting music. Man up, tough guy.
On the run: First Denver coach Josh McDaniels ran Jay Cutler out of town, then Brandon Marshall. Word has it that McDaniels is now contemplating painting over that silly Ring of Honor that circles Invesco Field and getting rid of the stupid horse that sits atop the stadium.
Staph Defection: The day is coming when McDaniels looks himself in the mirror -- and sees his entire coaching staff. His coaches can't seem to get out the door fast enough.
Name Game: Critics point to the New York Yankees and cry about the money the Yanks spend on players. Here's something for the cirtics to ponder: While the Yanks were busy in the off-season signing Andy Pettitte and trading for Curtis Granderson, the Boston Red Sox landed Boof Bonser. Seriously. The Sawx actually signed somebody named Boof Bonser.
Olympics
Friendship Games: The Olympics were a lot more fun to watch when we really hated on Russia. Anymore it seems like we're watching the three-legged race at the company picnic where everybody has fun as long as the keg is producing. Here's to full contact figure skating and dust-ups at center ice.